I Built an AI That Roasts Websites — And It's Brutally Honest

Ever asked a friend to review your website? "Looks great!" they say. Every single time.

I got tired of sugar-coated feedback. So I built a tool that tells you the truth — with zero filter, maximum humor.

How It Works

Paste any URL
AI analyzes the site
You get a score out of 10 and a savage roast
Laugh. Then fix what it found.

The AI looks at UX, copy, visual design — everything that makes or breaks a website. Then it gives you real feedback disguised as comedy.

Real Example

It roasted Stripe once:

"Stripe's checkout process is like trying to order at a high-end restaurant without a menu. The confusing flow and hidden fees are enough to make even the most patient customers throw their credit cards in frustration. But hey, at least your data's safe, right?" — 7/10

Fair? Maybe. Funny? Definitely.

What It Actually Checks

Behind the jokes, the AI evaluates:

First impression — does the site look legitimate or sketchy?
Copy clarity — can a visitor understand what you do in 5 seconds?
Call to action — is there one, and does it make sense?
Mobile experience — half your traffic is on phones
Trust signals — testimonials, social proof, real contact info

Open Source

The entire thing is open source on GitHub:

github.com/dotidoti-cao/website-roaster

MIT license. Single HTML file + Flask API. Uses GLM-4 (a Chinese GPT-4 alternative) under the hood. Fork it, host your own, add features — it's all yours.

The Business Model

The roast preview is free. You get the score and the funniest 3-4 sentences.

Want the full report? SEO analysis, UX audit, competitor comparison, prioritized fix list — $19 one-time.

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Why I Built This

Honest feedback is hard to get. Friends don't want to hurt your feelings. Users bounce without telling you why. This gives you uncomfortable truth with a laugh track — the easiest medicine to swallow.

Also, it was genuinely fun watching it roast my own projects. (It gave my portfolio a 4/10. I'm still recovering.)

Roast your own site →

Preview is free. Full report is $19. If it roasts you into an existential crisis... that's on you. 🔥